Silenced?

Silenced?, originally uploaded by Bearded Jon.

What does it take to get some peace and quiet around here? Do I have to, um, well, I guess that's not going to work.

My ass is sore. You've been chewing on it since the moment I walked in.

No, I'm not going to clean up in the kitchen right now. No, I'm not going to take out the garbage right now. No, I'm not going to clean off the dining room table right now. No! No! NO!

No, YOU be quiet. I've got this roll of masking tape. DON'T make me use it. Is that a dare? Is that right? You don't think so? Guess again little missy.

Now where did I put those handcuffs?