These are the Creatures in Your Neighborhood...

Neighborhood Moose
Originally uploaded by Bearded Jon.

I like moose. Maybe it was too many hours of Rocky and Bulwinkle as a kid, but I have always been enamoured with moose. Clowns, on the other hand, bother me. Jamie got me a clown for my 36th birthday. I made it through 35 birthdays without a clown (that I can remember) and my wife who supposedly loves and supports me FREAKIN' CLOWNED ME!!! That was almost two years ago and I'm still bugged, but I digress. "Can't sleep; clowns will eat me" is one of my favorite bumpers stiker / t-shirt slogans. I adapted it to this photo with a similar sentiment.


Can't Sleep Moose Will Eat Me
Originally uploaded by Bearded Jon.

Last night the big guy at the top got the pumpkins. Does that mean I'm next? That the clowns are on their way?