Inbox Fortune Cookies

I went out for Chinese food one day last week and when the fortune cookies came around at the end of the meal the discussion of appending "... in bed" or "... between the sheets" to the end of one's fortune came up. I've been using "... in bed" for years. Nothing exceptional came of it but laughs were shared around the table.

Today I got a SPAM in my Inbox titled "Huge". The text of the message was "BIG holiday fun starts in your pants" with an attached hyperlink.

Its early. I thought it was funny.